Friday, February 27, 2009

Colorado Vacation

It's been a great week! WD, Erin, Dylan, & I have been skiing/snowboarding/tubing in WinterPark, CO. The weather was amazing... from the heavy snows, to the one day where the sky was perfectly blue and the sun shone down on us while enjoying the slopes. Although we had no serious injuries, our bodies are so very sore... skiing requires muscles I had forgotten I had! I'll post a few photos when I'm back home. Right now we are cleaning up the condo and waiting on our shuttle back to the Denver airport. Check out a few videos WD posted on his facebook: Tubing, Tubing2, & Funniest Skiing Video Ever (keep watching after the blackout)!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Paula's American Idol Faves

I just love American Idol! After watching last nights show, I have definitely picked my favorites (so far). Unfortunately, none of the girls stood out in my mind (at least not in a positive way). The guys have got the "skills" this year! Here are a few that I think will go far:
Danny Gokey Stephen Fowler Matt Breitzke Michael Sarver And of course there is Nick (AKA: Norman) Mitchell... he won't make it all the way through, but he is VERY hilarious. I hope he stays a while because he does provide comedy to the show!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Science Fair 2009

Just last night, I was invited to view the middle schoolers science fair projects. Erin & her friend Callie had projects on display. After walking around the gym looking at the student displays, I was most impressed; especially with Erin & Callie's projects!

Monday, January 26, 2009

For All of My "Techie" Friends

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck !

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

No Time

As you can tell, I'm lagging in my blog posts. School started back up, I'm trying to get to the gym, & cook every night, too. I'm short on time, but I'll try to post something interesting as I find time.
Hugs,
Paula